Humor Archive:

… the number of Santas available and a parent’s desire to have their children see St. Nick in a timely manner, loosely determines the potential sketchiness of Santas in your area. As demand (D) increases, you can expect a corresponding increase in quantity (Q) or available Santas and the sketchiness (S) of any given Santa. (via)

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Some additional entertaining stereotypical cartography. My favorite is “Europe According to the Vatican”. All part of Yanko Tsvetkov’s Mapping Stereotypes project.

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An awesome map of stereotypical American views of the world:

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The amount of time someone put into this video is staggering. Oh, and it’s fairly accurate, and absolutely hilarious. “In the future all macroeconomic issues will be explained through hip-hop.” (via)

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Love vs Sex

In: Culture Humor

10 Nov 2010

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The Thesis Repulsor Field is characterized by an attractor vector field directed towards completion, but accompanied by an intensive repulsive singularity at the center. Thanks to Claire for the link.

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A hilarious look at how different phone users view each other. Thanks to Stephen Dobson for pointing it out.

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Now, each “element” has a popup description/snarky comment.

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This chart will hopefully help you view specific Facebook portraits within the context of the larger genre, and therefore lead to a richer, more complex appreciation of Facebook portraiture as an emerging form of banal, eye-numbing expression.

Thanks to Tom Dawkins for the link.

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Should probably have a second line for having children. Thanks to Fred Simonton for passing it on. 

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Frequency with which select adjectives are intensified with obscenities.

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A few weeks late. Still amusing.

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Hehe. A bit pessimistic, perhaps.

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Okcupid has beautifully abused their users’ profiles again for some entertaining statistical analysis. This time they extracted unique keywords from profile description by race – and as usual, the commentary is priceless:

If I had to choose over-arching themes for white people’s lists, for men, I’d go with "frat house" and for women, "escapism." Whether one begot the other is a question I’ll leave to the reader.

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Some other interesting profile content analysis:

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Exhibited writing proficiency vs religion:

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